I recently received the following text from Jeff:
"I just saw a dude drop an m&m on the platform at park st...look if anyone was looking (i was) then picked it up and ate it...a clear 5 second violation and the guy was not homeless!"
Originally, I assumed that Jeff sent the message out to everyone. Then I found out that I was specifically selected to receive this important information. Was it due to my extraordinary fondness of m&ms? That I might do the same thing? That I have a fondness of arbitrary cleanliness regulations such as the 5 second rule? My fondness for passing quick judgement on complete strangers?
Either which way, Jeff was spot on. I loved it. Cheers to that!
7 comments:
You should be proud. That's an awesome text.
I would eat that M&M and much worse.
M&M CONFESSION TIME:I've eaten them from my classroom floor, but only near my desk and only if they fell out of my package.
is it not ok to eat chocolate off the T floor? my bad.
You guys are gross! "Sandy"
OK - true confession from "Sandy" - I may not pick up M&Ms from the floor but, believe me, I can eat a large bag of M&Ms in one sitting!
and I'll eat a bag off the floor!
People should read this.
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